Update: Ator is already in recession. All of the snow that was in the other yards has melted. Ator currently is less than 6 feet tall, but mostly because of the disporportioned weight of his massive frame. Seriously, it looks like he's trying to do the limbo. Snow people be warned, this is less than 24 hours after the storm.
3.28.2007
Ator the Cold (and large)
This morning when I woke up there was about 3 inches of snow on the cars and the lawn. There was none on the streets or sidewalk, because it was too slushy. Well as I removed the snow from my vehicle, I realized that there was an amazingly large amount of "packability" to it. I then proceeded to my first class, physiology, and thenreturned home. I immediately commenced the construction of Ator II. His predecessor, Ator I, melted long ago in runis during the snowy winter of 2000 and spring 2001. He was built in parking lot #1 at Richfield High School and resides behind the white 1995 Toyata Tercel of a one Angela Mower. The engineer of this snowman had crush on her and wanted to make her laugh.
He stands at least 7' tall, possiblymore. (I'm 5'11" and with Ellen on my shoulders obviously taller.) Ellen tried helping us roll the snowman, but after 10 minutes starting crying because her hands were sooo cold. She was a great help and I couldn't have had the will to go on and finish it without her.
Rob, Tim, and I rolled the balls in just a few minutes using at least 95.7% of all the snow on the front lawn. We had to redo the head because the first one broke. The second one fell off the top, but luckily was caught by my brothers and salvaged.
No don't let this smile fool you. If you've ever read Calvin and Hobbes you know what snowmen are capable of. He WILL eat your children that are unattended. Even if they just look at the picture...He will find you!!!!! (Just a Side Note: That is not a leaf in the bottom right corner, it is a natural beauty mark that all the snowmen and snowwomen wish they were created with. But alas, not everyone can be one of the beautiful people. Ugly people are needed for comparison.
Update: Ator is already in recession. All of the snow that was in the other yards has melted. Ator currently is less than 6 feet tall, but mostly because of the disporportioned weight of his massive frame. Seriously, it looks like he's trying to do the limbo. Snow people be warned, this is less than 24 hours after the storm.
Update: Ator is already in recession. All of the snow that was in the other yards has melted. Ator currently is less than 6 feet tall, but mostly because of the disporportioned weight of his massive frame. Seriously, it looks like he's trying to do the limbo. Snow people be warned, this is less than 24 hours after the storm.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
9 comments:
that looks so fun. cute pic of you and ellen.
ellen has bangs? cute.
That looks like a lot of fun! I want enough snow to do that!
Great story, Joe! Thanks!
Ellen has bangs? I think that's just the heair that wouldn't fit in the pony tail. Angie is a little delusional thinking Ellen has enough hair for that. She pointed out that she looks like Michelle from Full House.
They are bangs Joe. It's extra hair on her forehead that doesn't fit in a ponytail. Apparently I need to talk to you more about ellen's hair!
lol
see here's the problem with bangs. girls always say, "Should I get bangs?" or "I wish I had bangs?"as if it were some kind of major life event only overpassed by marriage and that it is something you would have to do on purpose. Since you never threw a "Ellen has bangs" party or bought some stamps that says she has bangs, I wasn't sure on the authenticity of her bangs.
I have learned that i need to pick and choose what i declare as important to you. "Bangs" is definitely not one of those things.
Post a Comment