Sparkling or not I still think it's illegal to sell

One afternoon a happy family was returning from a fun filled day at the Kennecott Copper mine when they decided to take the scenic route. This included passing a store known as Pirate O's. It is a gourmet market that imports items from all over the world, particularly from Europe. As this family drove past this establishment they saw a marquee out front and ventured to read it only to find out that the business seems to have changed direction.

'Ernors' may be' singles', but I don't approve of this method of trying to get a date. Even if it is 'Sparkling Citrus.' Marriage is the key word here. You gotta buy the cow to get the milk.