"He used idiotic words like Vacay and Wibbly Wobbly"

We played in Richfield this last week. It was fun. Here's a list of the things we did while stompin' on our ground. It's in no particular order, and the pictures w:

Visited Kim and Ned (Twice) - They're moving up here soon. Hooray! Soon we'll have more fun than ever, more often than that other time.
Watched "Deadliest Catch" (3 or 4 times) - They sure catch a lot of crab.
Watch "Be Kind, Rewind" - I'll review this on that other blog. They added a pretty good line to the Lion King.
We Met Sally - Not of the Billy Christal fame, but rather of the Conchord design. She was at least the third prettiest girl on the street. Depending on the street. A part-time model. Modeling part of the time, but still having to keep her day job part of the time. All the humans are dead. Robo-boogie. Affirmative.
Ate Kebabs (Twice) - It's like Kay and Babs. Pork or chicken. Delicious!
Soaked in the hot tub (7 or 8 times) - Felt good. We overflowed it once. Too much water.
Went swimming at Aimee's house - I broke the pink thing after throwing Ang and Aim in too many times. The good new is I made a wave maker. (see below for details)
Went to Cedar Breaks - It wasn't quite broken when we got there, it is still breaking. Soon it will be Cedar Broken. March 2011.
Found out why the tress are dying.....The spruce bark beetle's doing it. They say it's a good thing. Dendroctonus rufipennis is its name.
Saw a Hobbit - It was a female hobbit, and she said "I wouldn't do that if I were you!" I wanted to tell her to go back to Hobbiton, but my colleagues were unconvincedthat she was from middle-earth. I think she was a ronch of a took.
Watched Fiddler on the Roof - Has anyone else heard of Tevya's new thing he's doing? It's called "Fiddler on the Cloven Hoof: 10 Lectures on How to Eat Kosher in Modern America" I hear it's a hit at BYU.
Ate at Bullies - It is a little burger place in Monroe. they have piccadilly fries. Purdy good.
Ellen rode a donkey - The donkey then proceeded to eat a bag for feed. The bag, not the feed.
Made sand cakes - They weren't really cakes, it was more like sand in a cup. But it was nice sand.
Took Ellen on a four-wheeler ride - Just around a few blocks, but it was stormy and fun. She dug it.
Saw the place where Epcot centers grow - There was a baby one and one just reaching it's adolescence. They haven't put the Mickey Mouse on top of either yet.
Bought a mushroom 1-up shirt - It was an extra large, then I washed it. Now its a largium. It shrunk quite a bit.
Watched "The 'Burbs" - "Satan is good. Satan is great."
Played croquet (3 times) - I won the last time if you don't count me killing myself. Which I did....
Play ping-pong on a chalkboard - I rocked at this, the chalkboard was bigger than a regular ping-pong table, so I played better. It made me feel good.
Played pool - In the end I won two games and Angie won one.
Made waves - The water was flying, the girls hair got wet, and we messed up Kent's rocks.
Made a whirlpool - It took a whole lot of energy to make a lazy river in that pool.
Destroyed a village in middle-earth - I felt pretty evil killing the elves, but they all have British accents and act stuck-up, so I didn't mind so much.
Ate ice cream sandwiches (3 times) - They were delicious every time.
Smelled Hash - I went by this one place and there was an open window. I won't say where, but everyone in there was coughing. Then I heard a lighter sound followed by more coughing, and a very sweet smelling smoke. Talk about obvious, people are dumb when they're getting high. Really dumb.
Finished a bookshelf - Its a 3 x 3 shelf. We stained it ebony, pretty dark.

What a list. We had a good time. We didn't take a lot of pictures, but there are a few. Angie will probably post 'em.