I was talking to Angie's mom and happened to mention Ellen's "Back to School" clothes. I eluded to some of the pictures of the photo shoot and I am proud to reveal this falls latest fashion for two year olds.
As I'm sure you will all agree, "scantily clad" has become too trashy, while wearing lingerie as a top is just uncomfortable for all those around you. But when you just forget all that stuff and use underwear for what it should be used for, then you are being hip and thrifty. As far as accessories goes, the crazy looking "Sea-Horse" from the Disney store is a must have lug around item. For shoes our elegant model is wearing some Pink and white sketchers that have laces and Velcro, very convenient. You can also see that mall photo booths are back in, or are possibly in for the first time. Those photos will let you bring a part of the mall home with you and let everyone know you wasted that money.
In March 2007 TMNT was released, the very long awaited sequel to the Jim Henson's Ninja Turtle Trilogy. The CGI smash was released in Aug, just in time to go back to school. Ellen is draping herself in a black velvet jogging suit while modeling a green bo-staff. Her influences are Donatello, of course, but she said she would be ungrateful to not have mentioned the inspiration she received from Napoleon Dynamite. If you listen closely you may be able to tell that she is screaming Japanese fighting words, like "Hi-ya" which roughly translates, "I'm gonna get you, sucka!" or just "Ya!" which oddly enough translates into, "I am a little girl." Soon all the two year olds will be carrying long sticks twice their size.
Well I hope you enjoyed all of this wonderful back to school fashion. For your enjoyment, her is Ellen with her new hit movie.Horsey
4 comments:
I love the pink shoes! They are my favorite! Next to Ellen of course!
she said horsey seven times. i love her hair.
she's weird. but SO cute.
I've watched the Horsey movie about 30 times now...she is so funny and cute. "I want horsey" is my favorite line.
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