story

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Ellen. She lived in a cute little house with her mom and dad. One day while Ellen was playing her mom left the room. And something unusual happened while she was gone. When her mom came back in the room she was surprised to find diapers all over the floor. She looked at Ellen and asked her what had happened. Ellen, who was completely innocent, proceeded to tell her mom the story.

"Koythee blahh graah da da DA! Tsa tsa ttso da ba ba dee. Goythee yeah "uh-oh". Blah da blah dee gee, (spitting noises) da .

Translation: Mom, the craziest thing happened while you were gone. I was just sitting here and then this bag of diapers appeared right next to me. I don't even know how. And then it started to kind of lift up like this. And then the diapers just started to jump out all over the place. I couldn't stop it. I said "uh-oh" to try and get your attention, but you didn't hear me. And then all of the diapers were out of the bag. Except for this one.